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Why pay $100 for a massage?

November 15, 2020 admin Leave a comment Business

What you get for a $100 massage

  • COVID-19 Precautionary Measures

  • Just one person - your therapist

  • Open windows

  • Fans

  • Bissel air320 air purifier covers 1000sq ft

  • HEPA filter and carbon filter

  • Masks required

  • Temperature checks

  • Hand sanitizer

  • Quarantined therapist

  • Max of 2 clients per day

  • 30 minutes between each client

  • Humidifier

  • Cleanliness

  • Sanitized oil pump for each client

  • Door knobs, switches, handles, pens, etc are sanitized after every client

  • Clean hands

  • Clean feet & floors for Ashiatsu

  • Fresh sheets for each client

  • Fresh clothing on therapist for each client

  • No hidden fees

  • Taxes already included

  • Tips not accepted

  • Sturdy table

  • Earthlite Yosemite Physical Therapy table

  • Doesn't wobble or squeak

  • Low to ground: easy to get on & off

  • Private Bathroom and Shower

  • Just a few feet from massage table

  • No interacting with others in public

  • Sanitized before and after each client

  • Flexibility

  • Keep your clothes on if you want

  • Make suggestions

  • 100% cotton sheets

  • Soft & thick

  • Great for massaging through the sheets

  • Sound System

  • L & R Bose speakers with subwoofer

  • Customized Spotify playlists

  • Heat

  • Table warmer

  • Space heater

  • Heating pad

  • Electric blanket upon request

  • Moist hot towel concludes massage

  • Stretching

  • 4x8x2 floor mat

  • Training in Thai massage

  • Atmosphere

  • 14'x10' Studio space

  • Decorated to simulate an ancient tent

  • 100% Pressed Jojoba Oil

  • Doesn't stain clothes

  • Odorless

  • Biotone Advanced Massage Therapy Lotion

  • Easier to remove than oil

  • Subtle aroma

  • Over-Qualified Professional

  • Practicing since 2003

  • B.A in Anthropology

  • M.S. in Human-Computer Interaction

  • Won't give you BS advice

  • No pseudoscience

  • Evidence-based whenever possible

  • Understanding of various life circumstances

  • Read the About page for more

  • Online Scheduling and Payment

  • No phone tag

  • See all availability

  • Complete payment from home (and no tips)

  • Easy Garage Parking

  • Parking directions emailed at time of booking

  • Park in a private 2 car garage

  • Weather is no problem. Come straight up from the garage

  • Community

  • Join Monkey Tail Massage group on Facebook

  • Meet like-minded individuals

  • Ethical & Transparent

  • License #MT010533

  • Insured with American Bodywork and Massage Professionals

  • Not a victim of human trafficking

  • Not a low-wage earner giving profits to a CEO

  • Profits go directly to my healthcare, my pets' health, and improving the business for clients like you

  • You're supporting a democratic individual intent on improving the world through relaxing minds and bodies of those in our community